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My Yard Is Politically Incorrect

Many Portlandians worry more about invasive plants than they do about undocumented immigrants. My yard is overrun with invasive plants. Since I never plant anything, this state of affairs is not entirely my fault. Somehow the invasives just got here. I have no doubt that their ancestors have lived here since before I was born. […]
Written by Mark Ellis August 15, 2016August 15, 2016

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